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Vegetarians finally call an end to protest
After more than 50 years since the first dinner party was ruined by someone saying ‘I can’t eat this, I’m vegetarian’, a protest which was then taken up by millions of people worldwide finally came to...
View ArticleMeat-lovers call for online Quorn ban
The Government has today proposed an opt-in system for vegetarian shoppers who wish to log on to supermarket sites and see explicit images of Quorn. ‘Children should be protected from the...
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Gaza ceasefire made possible by shared love of Quorn
Middle-east negotiators have told journalists how they hope to broker a ceasefire agreement by reminding both sides that they share a love of Quorn meat-free products. ‘We were desperately trying to...
View ArticleMo Farah just grateful to see the back of Quorn
Although finishing his competitive career with a disappointing Silver, in the 5,000m, Mo Farah expressed his relief that he no longer needed to maintain the charade of liking meat-substitute fungus....
View ArticleRecord number of cannibals turning vegetarian
Anthropologists have noted a sharp rise in “quornibalism” among indigenous peoples of tropical rainforest regions, as the supply of nutritious missionaries dries up and people become more aware of the...
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